uživatel eliminován | 8. 08. 2005, 21:25:48

Every day, every hour, ....!30!

footbiscuit | 8. 08. 2005, 11:36:17 | více příspěvků | napsat uživateli

One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming "Oh my god, help me, there's a bee in my vagina!" The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation. The doctor thought for a moment and said "Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit." The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his wife's vagina. The doctor said "OK, what I'm gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it into your wife's vagina. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my penis I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my penis out of your wife's vagina. The husband nodded and gave his approval. The young lady said "Yes, Yes, whatever, just get on with it." So the doctor, after covering the tip of his penis with honey, inserted it into the young lady's vagina. After a few gentle strokes, the doctor said, "I don't think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a bit deeper." So the doctor went deeper and deeper. After a while the doctor began shafting the young lady very hard indeed. The young lady began to quiver with excitement. She began to moan and groan aloud. The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked like he was enjoying himself, he then put his hands on the young lady's breasts and started making loud noises. The husband at this point suddenly became very annoyed and shouted, "Now wait a minute! What the Hell do you think you're doing?" The doctor, still concentrating, replied, "Change of plan. I'm gonna drown the bastard!"

uživatel eliminován | 8. 08. 2005, 08:54:09

It's just another MANIC MONDAY
I wish it was Sunday
'Cause that's my fun day
My I don't have to run day
It's just another manic Monday.
Have to catch an early train, got to be to work at nine
And if I had an air-o-plane, I still couldn't make it on time....!4!

uživatel eliminován | 7. 08. 2005, 22:40:11

ooh dreimal???!!! !398!... ich entschuldige !12!

uživatel eliminován | 7. 08. 2005, 22:38:44

So Gute Nacht und Träum süß! !12!

theofleury | 7. 08. 2005, 22:37:44 | více příspěvků | napsat uživateli

i have a lover,
a lover like no other
she got soul soul soul, sweet soul
and she teach me how to sing
shows me colors, where there´s non to see
give me hope when i can´t believe
but for the first time
i feel love.

uživatel eliminován | 7. 08. 2005, 22:35:06

casem .))

uživatel eliminován | 7. 08. 2005, 22:33:01

aha :)

uživatel eliminován | 7. 08. 2005, 22:31:04

nemle by to byt trpny rod? :) *88*

uživatel eliminován | 7. 08. 2005, 22:29:20

ich verstehe jetzt dich nicht

uživatel eliminován | 7. 08. 2005, 22:29:07

bitte?

uživatel eliminován | 7. 08. 2005, 22:26:26

SHUT UP ALL..since this time who will write somethin here is fuckin jealeus idiot

uživatel eliminován | 7. 08. 2005, 22:24:52

Ruda01: Du bist nicht witzig... ich brauche kein Toiletpapier!!!!442!!119!

uživatel eliminován | 7. 08. 2005, 22:22:19

Ich haise Gunter

uživatel eliminován | 7. 08. 2005, 22:19:44

hohoho: Schreib deutsch!!! Die Busen habe ich großer !103!!384!